December 2011
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“As an artist, you organize your life so you get a chance to paint, a window of...”
– Diary, a Novel - Chuck Palahniuk (via embracenegativespace)
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Xmas 2k11
So this Christmas felt weird without my sister and her faimly present but hey they were enjoying Florida so i cant complan. Woke up opened presents with my parents which is always my favorite part of the day its just fun to watch them get excited to open presents and to be all excited to have me open certain ones first and then we ate yummy cinnamon rolls. I got some awesome stuff (i know it isnt...
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Watchspondulix:
softcastle-mccormick:
shlabam:
I have to reblog this every time it comes up.
I’m still not convinced the kid in the red shirt isn’t me.
Oh fuck Jacob he looks so much like you
OH MY GOD.
JASON!OHMYGOD!
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