If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
"you mean nothing to no one but that’s nobodies fault"
— soul singer in the session band, bright eyes (via rondloper)
"Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch."
— Male proverb.
(Source: clype, via forthelove-ofcats)